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The Hanging of the Hartlepool Monkey
https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofEngland/The-Hanging-of-the-Hartlepool-Monkey/ ^ | revised November 27, 2023 | Ben Johnson

Posted on 02/16/2024 7:14:45 PM PST by SunkenCiv

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To: SunkenCiv

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21 posted on 02/16/2024 11:10:34 PM PST by sauropod (Ne supra crepidam.)
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To: TigersEye

An elderly neighbor lady (RIP) tells the story of how she looked out her window years ago one summer morning. Out in the back yard was a monkey wearing a pirate’s outfit with a parrot on his shoulder!

She ran to get her husband, but of course by the time she got back the monkey (and parrot) were gone. (Just like Mrs. Kravits on Bewitched). So she figured she must have just seen things, but she also was pretty sure she saw it.

The following day she saw them again but was home alone. But now she knew it was real, and called the police. Turns out the traveling circus was in town and had lost their monkey and parrot! The police and the circus people showed up and finally found the animals a few blocks away.


22 posted on 02/16/2024 11:35:05 PM PST by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: SunkenCiv
A French ship was spotted floundering and sinking off the Hartlepool coast.

The correct term here would be foundering.

Regards,

23 posted on 02/16/2024 11:46:53 PM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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Hartlepool is a long way from France and most of the populace had never met, or even seen, a Frenchman.

Not true!

Everyone knows that a sizable fraction of the population of 19th-century England was composed of diverse POCs! And they usually occupied the highest levels of society!

Regards,

24 posted on 02/16/2024 11:51:11 PM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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25 posted on 02/17/2024 4:36:29 AM PST by Apparatchik (Русские свиньи, идите домой!)
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That is who I thought of first, but frankly, I couldn’t remember the little twerp’s name at the moment.


26 posted on 02/17/2024 6:18:30 AM PST by silent majority rising (When it is dark enough, men see the stars. Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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To: BenLurkin; TigersEye
"Minkey? Frenchman? Minkey? Frenchman?"
27 posted on 02/17/2024 6:32:18 AM PST by rlmorel ("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
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Monkey Man (Remastered 2019) | 4:11
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Monkey Man (Remastered 2019) | 4:11 | The Rolling Stones | 3.16M subscribers | 2,134,854 views | October 31, 2019

28 posted on 02/17/2024 7:29:32 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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The Specials - Monkey Man

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCpmJHFMNRI


29 posted on 02/17/2024 7:40:42 AM PST by Allegra (Less propaganda would be appreciated. )
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To: SunkenCiv
Where I live, we are elephant hangers. The murderous elephant called Mary was incarcerated and then moved about thirty miles to where there was a railroad crane with the size and weight capacity to do the deed.


30 posted on 02/17/2024 7:51:44 AM PST by bert ( (KE. NP. +12) Hamascide is required in totality)
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To: SunkenCiv

They should have just spanked the monkey.............


31 posted on 02/17/2024 9:09:05 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: 21twelve

After the first two paragraphs I thought you were telling a joke.
Then the third paragraph made it clear no punch line was coming it was a real story. LOL

Poor lady might have been branded crazy for the rest of her life.


32 posted on 02/17/2024 8:57:15 PM PST by TigersEye (Our Republic is under seige by globalist Marxists. Hold fast!)
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