[DallasBiff]

I can only post one, but Jack in The Box tacos are always mushy, and McDonald's "secret sauce" is thousand island and mayo.

[ifinnegan]

Jack in the Box tacos tasted good and they were cheap.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I bought a good amount of TVP as a “prepper” item. I’ve used it quite often. It’s best used as a way to stretch beef and other protein items.

[Yo-Yo]

and McDonald's "secret sauce" is thousand island and mayo.

There was a scene from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" where Judge Reinhold was working at a burger place and was talking to a new guy who just came from another burger joint and they were comparing "secret sauces."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOM6Zd5oUsg

The one urban legend that will soon come true is that McDonald's Hamburgers are made from worms.

[kaktuskid]

The “meat” in Taco Bell tacos is actually part oat flour.

[Demiurge2]

And don’t forget... the syrup/goop they used in Big Boy strawberry pies would glow in the dark.

[Blueflag]

OK, how about chocolate and grapes being toxic to dogs.

Nope. Demonstrably not true in snack or treat size quantities.

We even had one 36 pound dog eat an entire plateful of homemade chocolate chip cookies with no I’ll effects.

[catnipman]

“Twinkies Can Outlast an Apocalypse”

indeed, not true ... but Little Debbie snack “foods” are a whole nother story: they’ve got so many preservatives that i’ve always touted them as the perfect bomb shelter food ... i think even cockroaches have second thoughts about eating them ...

[TBP]

BTTT

[MikelTackNailer]

Would “Pop Rocks” (do those still exist?) washed down with Coca-cola actually threaten to burst your intestines?

[SamAdams76]

The Egg McMuffin was the mosty perfect breakfast fast food ever invented. You can get variations on that in just about every gas station, convenience store, and diner in America.

Still, I make the best ones at home. I use three eggs, swiss cheese, bacon slices and a buttered Thomas's English muffin.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

“California has a new fast food restaurant. It’s called “Fist In The Box.” You drive up to the fist and tell it what you want and it tells you what you’re going to get. If you argue with them they’ll put sesame seeds on your buns.”

- Johnny Carson