And I would be waiting outside the prison gate to greet them.
I would sign up for jury duty to be on your trial just to acquit you.
There was an incident in Baton Rouge LA in which a child molester was extradited to BR at the airport; the father of the victim was in the crowd; he walked up to the guy and shot him at point blank range in front of the police escort. He went to trial and was found not guilty.