Hedley Lamarr “ I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”
This makes me feel old.
Meanwhile, Mel Brooks, 97 years of age and still kicking, is a holy relic.
Paraphrasing....
And your qualifications sir?
Murder, rape, bank robbery, horse thieving, general mayhem and rape.
You said rape twice!
I like rape!
Ok. Good man. Your hired.