Oh goody. Another reason to despise Sting.
Not that I needed one.
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It may be lower proof, but if you drink enough of them, you might have an encounter with The Police.
Liberace is more to your liking, right?
I mean, he named himself a verb, present tense. cause he’s not stung, he’s not stinging....he’s STING.
His real name is Gordon, and he changes it to Sting ? Who’s got the balls to tell their friends to call him Sting ? Cause at one point in his life, he had to remind them :
- Excuse me, from now on would you mind calling me Sting ?
- F___ you. Yeah, my name is Bite and this is my friend Scratch. Now get me a beer, Gordy.
- Sorry. Two beers light, coming right away. I’m gonna grow up and be a rock star, you’ll see. Wherever you go, I’ll watching you …, I’ll watching you …
-Dana Carvey
Men of that age who have a strange penchant for wearing too tight t-shirts to show off their body have issues.