[Leaning Right]

> There’s a country song in there somewhere....................... <

By golly, you’re right. Here’s what I’ve got so far. Once I’m finished, I’ll be sending it off to Hank Williams, Jr.

She owned a pit bull.
And I was a fool.

I thought we’d be happy,
until that dog took a chunk out of me.

[alternatives?]

D+

needs work.

[Red Badger]

We had a fight!

Then I got a bite!

And fled out the door as bloody can be!

I found me a cop!

and pulled to a stop!

I told him sir just come and see!

[Allegra]

She owned a pit bull.
And I was a fool.

I thought we’d be happy,
until that dog took a chunk out of me.

LMAO!