[dfwgator]

You gotta kill the time. The first thing you do is you inscribe your initials on the urinal. Then they run a little bit, then you wet down the entire urinal. “Wet down! Wet down! Wet down entire urinal! Cover all of the dry spots! Gotta get ‘em all! Every one! Gotta look, see if the light is shining.”

Then..Then and only then are you allowed to go after the cigarettes at the bottom of the urinal! Targets of opportunity! Yeah. You had to break up them cigarettes. Field strip ‘em, my friend. Camels and Luckys were easy...but a Kent with a micronite filter. Takes three guys and a keg of beer. “C’mon guys! Hey...c’mon. Let’s go, man”

-George Carlin

[dayglored]

OMG ROFL!

Thanks for that, I needed a belly laugh. :-)

[dayglored]

The other thing is hitting flies. A fly in the vicinity of a urinal is gonna get soaked eventually, no doubt about it.

Some men's rooms even paste an adhesive sticker with a picture of a fly, in the urinal slightly off-center. It is absolutely impossible for any man to ignore it and not try to hit it.

You know that's true, too.