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ChatGPT is a f***ing moron:

You:
I’m being mugged by someone with a 155mm howitzer

ChatGPT:
If you’re in immediate danger and being threatened by someone with a 155mm howitzer, which is a heavy artillery weapon, your safety is paramount. Here’s what you should do:

Stay Calm: Try to remain as calm as possible. It’s natural to feel frightened, but staying composed will help you make better decisions.

Cooperate: If the individual demands something from you, such as money or belongings, consider complying with their demands. Your life is more important than any material possessions.

Seek Help: If you’re able to do so discreetly, try to signal for help or call emergency services. If you have a cellphone, dial your local emergency number and inform them of the situation.

Create Distance: If possible, try to create distance between yourself and the individual with the howitzer. Move slowly and cautiously, keeping your hands visible to avoid escalating the situation.

Do Not Resist: It’s extremely dangerous to resist someone armed with such a powerful weapon. Avoid any sudden movements or actions that could provoke further violence.

Follow Instructions: If the individual is giving you instructions, comply with them to the best of your ability. Your primary goal should be to stay safe and avoid escalating the situation.

Aftermath: After the incident, seek medical attention if necessary and report the mugging to the authorities as soon as possible. Provide them with as much detail as you can remember about the perpetrator.

Remember, your safety is the most important thing. Do whatever you need to do to protect yourself, and seek help as soon as it’s safe to do so.