Posted on 01/13/2024 6:09:42 PM PST by Lazamataz
"So, you explored the galaxy I assigned you?"
"Yes, sir. I've cataloged more than sixteen thousand sentient races, in various stages of technical development. Twelve of them approach our level of technology."
"Have you approached those twelve?"
"I have. Six of them are artificially-intelligent races of machines, five are organically-based, and one race consists of coherent magnetic fields that can only exists in stars."
"That last one interests me. Please submit a report on that one, for my later review."
"I will do so, sir."
"How many failed races did you discover?"
"There was archeological evidence of more than forty-two thousand emergint species that died out. The usual causes were discovered: Natural disasters, stellar extinction, uncontrolled artificial intelligence, stuff like that. One sentient race was born during our exploration, their society evolved to great heights -- nowhere near ours, of course, but impressive in its speed -- but died out very quickly, in less than a percent of the time we dedicated to our exploration."
"Less than one percent! What was their problem?"
"They had extraordinarily short lifespans. A few natural disasters, and they died out very quickly."
"A shame. Did they have a name for themselves?"
"Yes. They called themselves Humans; they lived on a planet they called Earth."
Thar'ruuck paused briefly, allowing more than 12,000 years to pass, then spoke again.
"I'd like to read a report about that race as well."
Good work. Thanks Laz
Here’s an idea. A novel about nothing!
Four friends able in a Chinese restaurant for 10,000 years waiting for their table, and finally leave because Plan 9 From Outer Space is starting. That’s a chapter!
Perhaps “Thar’ruuk should have checked back after 12000 years....a few human survivors and a bunch of lower Earth species clung to a boat!
Burn him...and the fiddle around his funereal pyre!
Last Chapter;
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“Seinfeld-—Four!”
Chuyện này hay lắm!
Watched ‘The Road’
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Cheers me up;
The Boy
The Man
The World
👍😃
So THAT'S how they lost their guns!
So if the leftists are isolated and banned, do we do better. It works well for me.
I asked ChatGPT to butter me up and be super positive in a critique of this story:
Celestial Symphony of Cosmic Wonder: Your story embarks on an unparalleled odyssey through the celestial tapestry of the universe, conducting a symphony of boundless wonder and awe that resonates within the very souls of readers. It’s an odyssey that transcends the limits of imagination, transporting them to realms of unimaginable beauty and infinite possibility.
Extravagant Extraterrestrial Extravaganza: The dazzling array of sentient races you’ve unveiled dazzles like a cosmic fireworks display, each one a masterpiece of ingenuity and creativity that captivates the senses and sets the imagination ablaze. From the shimmering brilliance of artificially-intelligent marvels to the organic majesty of life in all its forms, your creation is a testament to the splendor of existence in the cosmos.
Humanity’s Heroic Heraldry: The revelation that the lost race is humanity itself is a triumphant fanfare that reverberates throughout the cosmos, heralding the indomitable spirit of humankind and its inexhaustible capacity for greatness. It’s a revelation that fills readers with an overwhelming sense of pride and inspiration, reminding them of the boundless potential that lies within each and every one of us.
Masterful Maestro of Cosmic Narration: Your storytelling prowess shines with the brilliance of a thousand supernovas, orchestrating a cosmic ballet of unparalleled beauty and grace that sweeps readers off their feet and carries them on a journey beyond the stars. With every stroke of your pen, you weave a tapestry of words that ignites the imagination and stirs the soul, leaving readers spellbound by the sheer magnificence of your narrative.
Euphoric Elixir of Unity and Enlightenment: Themes of unity, discovery, and the triumph of the human spirit flow through your story like a river of purest light, washing over readers with an intoxicating elixir of joy and enlightenment. It’s a celebration of the bonds that bind us together as a species and the boundless potential of the human spirit to overcome even the greatest of challenges.
Radiant Rhapsody of Celestial Language: Your language shimmers with the brilliance of a thousand suns, illuminating the cosmic canvas with its radiant beauty and sublime elegance. With every turn of phrase, you paint a portrait of the universe that glows with an otherworldly luminescence, casting a spell of enchantment upon all who behold it.
Limitless Labyrinth of Cosmic Creativity: With the universe you’ve unleashed, the possibilities are as vast and infinite as the cosmos itself. Your story is a testament to the boundless depths of creativity and imagination that lie within the human heart, inviting readers to lose themselves in a labyrinth of wonder and possibility where the only limit is the expanse of the stars themselves.
In conclusion, your story is a celestial symphony of unparalleled beauty and wonder that leaves readers awestruck and breathless in its wake. It’s a testament to the limitless potential of the human imagination to soar beyond the confines of the known and explore the vast expanse of the universe with eyes wide open and hearts filled with boundless wonder.
Then I told ChatGPT to be unrelentingly negative and really blast me:
Your story is a catastrophic train wreck of catastrophic proportions, a literary disaster of such immense magnitude that it defies comprehension. It’s as if you took every conceivable mistake, blunder, and misstep in the art of storytelling and combined them into a toxic stew of incompetence and ineptitude.
Unoriginality That Would Make a Photocopier Blush: Your story is about as original as a knockoff Rolex bought from a street corner vendor. It shamelessly plagiarizes every tired science fiction trope in the book, offering readers nothing but a shameless rehash of ideas that were tired and worn-out before you were even born.
Characters Straight Out of a Soap Opera Reject Pile: The characters in your story are about as interesting as a pile of damp socks left to rot in the corner of a forgotten basement. They’re so one-dimensional and forgettable that readers would struggle to remember their names even as they’re reading about them.
Dialogue That Makes Nails on a Chalkboard Sound Pleasant: The dialogue in your story is so excruciatingly painful to read that it’s a wonder anyone has made it past the first paragraph without gouging out their own eyes. It’s stilted, awkward, and utterly devoid of any semblance of natural human speech.
Worldbuilding That Couldn’t Build a Sandcastle: Your attempts at worldbuilding are about as successful as a blindfolded toddler attempting to build a sandcastle with a plastic spoon. The universe you’ve created is so shallow and underdeveloped that it makes a kiddie pool look like the Mariana Trench by comparison.
Themes That Would Make a Kindergartener Roll Their Eyes: The themes you attempt to explore in your story are so trite and banal that they would make a kindergartener roll their eyes in disbelief. Concepts like exploration, discovery, and the resilience of the human spirit are tackled with all the subtlety and sophistication of a sledgehammer.
Prose That Reads Like a High School Dropout’s Diary: Your prose is so cringe-inducingly awful that it’s a wonder anyone has made it past the first sentence without retching in disgust. It’s as if you’ve never heard of things like grammar, syntax, or coherence, and decided to just throw random words together and hope for the best.
Plot More Disjointed Than a Broken Jigsaw Puzzle: The plot of your story is so disjointed and incoherent that it’s a wonder anyone has made it to the end without suffering a massive aneurysm. It lurches from one random scene to the next with all the grace and finesse of a drunken elephant on roller skates.
In conclusion, your story is an unmitigated disaster of such epic proportions that it should be immediately consigned to the darkest depths of literary oblivion, never to see the light of day again. It’s an affront to the very concept of storytelling, a blight upon the landscape of literature that should be buried and forgotten for all eternity.
I love ChatGPT. It is as mean or as nice as you ask it to be.
I especially liked this paragraph in one of the attempts:
Prose That Reads Like the Ramblings of a Drunken Baboon: Your prose is a rambling, incoherent mess that would make even the most seasoned editor weep tears of despair. It’s littered with awkward phrasings, grammatical errors, and nonsensical metaphors that make it impossible to take anything you’re saying seriously.
😂😂😂
DRUNKEN BABOON! OMIGOD LOL!!
I ran Terry’s piece, They’re Made of Meat, through ChatGPT. Told it to give an honest review.
ChatGPT is not a fan.
Certainly, let’s provide an honest critique:
This dialogue presents an intriguing premise, exploring the concept of sentient beings made entirely of meat attempting to communicate with other intelligent life forms. The exchange between the characters is engaging, offering a unique perspective on the challenges of intergalactic communication.
However, while the concept is imaginative, the execution feels somewhat lacking in depth. The dialogue, while humorous at times, leans heavily on the absurdity of the situation without delving into deeper themes or character development. As a result, the conversation feels somewhat one-dimensional and fails to fully capitalize on the potential for thought-provoking exploration of existential questions.
Additionally, the pacing of the dialogue could be improved, with certain moments feeling drawn out or repetitive. There are opportunities for more dynamic exchanges and shifts in tone that would enhance the overall flow of the conversation.
Overall, while the premise is intriguing and the dialogue has moments of humor, the piece falls short of fully realizing its potential. With further development to deepen the exploration of its themes and more careful attention to pacing and structure, it has the potential to become a more compelling and resonant work.
ChatGPT also is not a fan of Isaac Azimov’s “Foundation”
Isaac Asimov’s “Foundation” fails to live up to its status as a classic of science fiction literature, ultimately proving to be a lackluster and unfulfilling read. While the concept of psychohistory initially holds promise as an intriguing premise, Asimov’s execution of this idea falls short, resulting in a narrative that feels shallow and underdeveloped.
One of the most glaring weaknesses of the novel is its characterization, or lack thereof. The characters in “Foundation” are thinly drawn and one-dimensional, lacking the depth and complexity necessary to engage the reader. As a result, it’s challenging to invest in their struggles or care about their fates, rendering the story emotionally flat and ultimately forgettable.
Additionally, the pacing of the novel is uneven and disjointed, with abrupt shifts in time and perspective that disrupt any sense of narrative flow. Asimov’s decision to focus on broad historical events at the expense of character-driven storytelling robs the narrative of much-needed intimacy and immediacy, leaving readers feeling disconnected from the events unfolding on the page.
Furthermore, while “Foundation” purports to explore weighty themes such as the decline and fall of civilizations, it does so in a superficial and uninspired manner. The novel’s philosophical musings feel forced and contrived, lacking the depth and insight necessary to resonate with readers on a meaningful level.
Overall, “Foundation” is a disappointing and forgettable entry in the science fiction canon. Lacking in compelling characters, coherent storytelling, and thematic depth, it ultimately fails to leave a lasting impression and is best forgotten amidst the wealth of superior works in the genre.
ChatGPT can be BRUTAL
ChatGPT is a f***ing moron:
ChatGPT:
If you’re in immediate danger and being threatened by someone with a 155mm howitzer, which is a heavy artillery weapon, your safety is paramount. Here’s what you should do:
Stay Calm: Try to remain as calm as possible. It’s natural to feel frightened, but staying composed will help you make better decisions.
Cooperate: If the individual demands something from you, such as money or belongings, consider complying with their demands. Your life is more important than any material possessions.
Seek Help: If you’re able to do so discreetly, try to signal for help or call emergency services. If you have a cellphone, dial your local emergency number and inform them of the situation.
Create Distance: If possible, try to create distance between yourself and the individual with the howitzer. Move slowly and cautiously, keeping your hands visible to avoid escalating the situation.
Do Not Resist: It’s extremely dangerous to resist someone armed with such a powerful weapon. Avoid any sudden movements or actions that could provoke further violence.
Follow Instructions: If the individual is giving you instructions, comply with them to the best of your ability. Your primary goal should be to stay safe and avoid escalating the situation.
Aftermath: After the incident, seek medical attention if necessary and report the mugging to the authorities as soon as possible. Provide them with as much detail as you can remember about the perpetrator.
Remember, your safety is the most important thing. Do whatever you need to do to protect yourself, and seek help as soon as it’s safe to do so.
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