'I hate this b*****. Far more than a little bit. He is the worst human being any of you will ever meet. You get within a mile of his presence, wrap your arms around yourself to protect your soul. He is Cain. He is a devil, the worst. He's a piece of s***, he's the dude that's going to have a funeral and there ain't going to be no pallbearers... there might be two people that show up."
Not really.
This is the kind of insult you might expect from a backwards third grader.
A clever insult should leave the person hanging for a moment not knowing whether he has been insulted or not.