‘Upset’ Florida Man Erupts at Subway Over Uncut Footlong, Throws Sandwich Back at Employee

The Messenger ^ | 01/11/2024 | Blake Harper

[simpson96]

[butlerweave]

A Real man would rip it in half himself ,put this WIMP away

[sten]

this is news??

[RightWingNutJob69]

They aren’t sending their best Subway customers.

[C210N]

Yes, in the news genre of ‘Squirrel!’.

[Flavious_Maximus]

Two illegal alien’s.

A Cuban and a Haitian fighting over a sandwich. Deport them both. /spit

[Ann Archy]

Gone from black to Hispanic .

[Magnum44]

sandwich artist????

[Paladin2]

And that’s why there are no subways in Fla. like NYC has.

[Magnum44]

[Captain Peter Blood]

I am sure all he had to do was ask for the sandwich to cut in half.

[Cold_Red_Steel]

After posting a $1,000 bond, De Barros was released from custody at the Martin County jail. He is scheduled for an arraignment on Feb. 1.

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I know they discontinued “The Five Dollar Foot Long” but this is ridiculous! $1,000 for a Sub Sandwich???!!!

[NorthMountain]

That’s a rough looking 54 ...

And why the eff didn’t he pull out his pocket knife and cut it in half himself?

[dfwgator]

[1Old Pro]

If you want a puzzled look, ask for a 1/3 lb at the deli instead of a half or full pound.

[Tijeras_Slim]

He may get an uncut footlong in jail.

[Leaning Right]

> I am sure all he had to do was ask for the sandwich to cut in half. <

Two of the most important words in the English language are “please” and “sorry”. As in:

Customer: Please cut this sandwich in half.
Worker: Oh, sorry. Sure.

Neither word is really necessary. But they go a long way to keeping things calm. And now a pet peeve of mine. I wish cops would use those two words more often. It can help to keep things calm.

Cop: “License, registration, and proof of insurance. You’re getting a ticket.”
Better:
Cop: “License, registration, and proof of insurance please. Sorry, but you’re getting a ticket.”

[Ikeon]

pre 1970 this guy would have gotten a black eye and a fat lip for his behavior. but nobody does that any more. so this behavior continues to grow in society.

try that sht in a small town.

[x]

For a second there, when I read “Uncut Footlong” I thought the article was about me and my ... you know what ...

[Vendome]

Alberto De Barros ordered a sandwich at a Subway in Stuart, Florida on Tuesday, Jan. 9, but was "upset" with the sandwich artist upon discovering that the sandwich had not been sliced in half.