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To: simpson96

I am sure all he had to do was ask for the sandwich to cut in half.


11 posted on 01/11/2024 11:31:55 AM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Captain Peter Blood

> I am sure all he had to do was ask for the sandwich to cut in half. <

Two of the most important words in the English language are “please” and “sorry”. As in:

Customer: Please cut this sandwich in half.
Worker: Oh, sorry. Sure.

Neither word is really necessary. But they go a long way to keeping things calm. And now a pet peeve of mine. I wish cops would use those two words more often. It can help to keep things calm.

Cop: “License, registration, and proof of insurance. You’re getting a ticket.”
Better:
Cop: “License, registration, and proof of insurance please. Sorry, but you’re getting a ticket.”


17 posted on 01/11/2024 11:46:08 AM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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