[Verginius Rufus]

I was watching a football game, and flipped to the Golden Gloves for about 30 seconds to avoid a Progressive Insurance ad, then went back to the game. All the Progressive ads are bad, but I think the “becoming your parents” ones are the worst.

[Verginius Rufus]

Oops. That should have been “Golden Globes.”

[Red Badger]

I kinda like those..................