And then they’d have to scoop you up and take you for an autopsy.Its fangs would go right through the sole and into your foot.And then you’d be dead faster than you could say “tie me kangaroo down,sport”.
Tan me hide when I’m dead Jed
Tan me hide when I’m dead.
Well, they tanned me hide when I died Clyde,
and that’s it hangin’ on the shed!
If their fangs can penetrate a fingernail, they can get thru a Nike.
The fangs would be pointed the wrong way to go into the shoe sole, not to mention that I’d be wearing some pretty sturdy boots if I were walking around in Australia. No flip-flops or even sneakers.
Nice reference to that old song, BTW. Haven’t heard it in decades; it’s probably too un-PC to play now, what with the line about let me abos go loose, Bruce.
The first thing I tell people who are afraid of spiders when they smash with their foot or hands is that their fangs point downward. So unless they’re are on their backs, they won’t bite you.