The fangs would be pointed the wrong way to go into the shoe sole, not to mention that I’d be wearing some pretty sturdy boots if I were walking around in Australia. No flip-flops or even sneakers.
Nice reference to that old song, BTW. Haven’t heard it in decades; it’s probably too un-PC to play now, what with the line about let me abos go loose, Bruce.
true story: years ago I took the Indian Pacific (a very famous long distance train) from Sydney to a town called "Broken Hill"...which is very much in the Outback. It was March (still summer) and it was damn hot.It was there that I learned about the Aussie Salute (look it up.
While there I saw an Aborigine that was so black he was blue. I sear to God...it was amazing!