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Colorado Bans Trump From Running Over Concerns Usual Election Rigging System Could Fail
The Bee ^
| December 28, 2023
| Staff
Posted on 12/28/2023 3:24:01 PM PST by Navy Patriot
DENVER, CO — Facing critics over their 4-3 decision to remove Trump from the presidential ballot in 2024, Colorado's Supreme Court insisted it was a necessary step due to concerns the usual election rigging system could fail.
"I know we have all the normal rigging techniques available to us, but we're worried that Trump's lead could grow so much that those efforts will fail to protect our democracy as they did in 2020," said Justice Richard Gabriel. "Rest assured, we will not rest until we save democracy by making it completely illegal to vote for Trump. You're welcome, America!"
Pollsters confirmed that even with classic rigging measures like hackable voting machines, unmonitored drop-boxes, illegal immigrants, ballot harvesting, and universal mail-in voting, it may still not be enough to stop Trump from being reelected. Experts are urging unelected Judges to put additional measures in place.
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It's back to the Hard News Bee, again.
To: Navy Patriot
The S0S of Colorado. ha a panic attack and reinstalled President Trump on the ballot as he was raising great amounts of funding.
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posted on
12/28/2023 3:38:07 PM PST
by
mountainlion
(Live well those that did not make it back.)
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
12/28/2023 3:52:51 PM PST
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: Navy Patriot
Not satire.
Just reading the minds of the 'Justices' (or InJustices)
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posted on
12/28/2023 4:30:42 PM PST
by
El Cid
(Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
To: El Cid
Agree, it’s actually Ridicule, and well placed.
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posted on
12/28/2023 4:34:11 PM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
To: Navy Patriot
As usual, there’s far more truth to their articles than not.
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posted on
12/28/2023 4:50:57 PM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
To: Navy Patriot
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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posted on
12/28/2023 5:42:28 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
To: Navy Patriot
The Bee made me laugh again...
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posted on
12/28/2023 5:48:42 PM PST
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: Navy Patriot
“The truth is oft told in jest.”
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posted on
12/28/2023 8:11:07 PM PST
by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
To: Navy Patriot
"Colorado Bans Trump From Running Over Concerns Usual Election Rigging System Could Fail"
Election integrity might look bad if Trump got more votes in the primary than biden gets in the general.
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posted on
12/28/2023 8:49:12 PM PST
by
clearcarbon
(Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
To: clearcarbon
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posted on
12/29/2023 5:38:28 AM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
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