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Sad: Man Unable To Brush Teeth After Failing To Pay Monthly Subscription On Smart Toothbrush
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| 12-26-2023
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Posted on 12/27/2023 2:57:47 AM PST by servo1969
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posted on
12/27/2023 2:57:47 AM PST
by
servo1969
To: servo1969
Yet another satire spoiler from the Bee.
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posted on
12/27/2023 3:08:38 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: dayglored
Reminds me my smart condom payment is due.
To: servo1969
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posted on
12/27/2023 3:24:32 AM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
("A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once.")
To: servo1969
Not fooled.
****Very**” impressed, though!
Trenchant, funny, an instant Bee classic.
Who should really want to rent or lease basic aspects of life? It’s abhorrent, wasteful.
To: servo1969
He now has a lovely set of tooth.
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posted on
12/27/2023 3:28:43 AM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
To: MayflowerMadam; servo1969
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posted on
12/27/2023 3:35:23 AM PST
by
Drago
To: servo1969
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posted on
12/27/2023 3:57:53 AM PST
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: servo1969
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posted on
12/27/2023 4:49:25 AM PST
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: MayflowerMadam
Yep - I switched from Office to LibreOffice - started with Open Office but LibreOffice is a superior product.
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posted on
12/27/2023 4:58:20 AM PST
by
trebb
(So many fools - so little time...)
To: servo1969
I guess he owns nothing and is happy.
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posted on
12/27/2023 5:26:26 AM PST
by
shoff
(Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
To: servo1969
sadly this is closer to reality than most of us want to admit.
go to YouTube and type in " customer state's".
its an eye opener as to what you dont know is on the road next to you.
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posted on
12/27/2023 5:42:41 AM PST
by
Ikeon
(I stopped going to my family doctor whenever I felt sick. I've never been healthier. .)
To: servo1969
The “toothbrush” was invented in Alabama...
If it had been any other state, it would be called the “teethbrush”...
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posted on
12/27/2023 5:46:52 AM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: servo1969
"analog toothbrush" Brilliant.
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posted on
12/27/2023 5:47:59 AM PST
by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: dayglored
but this could really be true ,there are tons of morons out there ,LOL
To: trebb
“I switched from Office to LibreOffice “
I still carry around my MS Office 2003 disc, and hold on to it like grim death. When we move, in my carry-in is my jewelry, important papers, Office 2003, and flash drive with my recipes.
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posted on
12/27/2023 6:20:47 AM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
("A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once.")
To: MayflowerMadam
I use both OpenOffice and LibreOffice, but have an old MS 2000 Excel disc. Never used it (nor know how).
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posted on
12/27/2023 7:39:33 AM PST
by
daniel1212
(Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
To: servo1969
Heh heh
As good as “Man Trapped On Escalator For 4 Hours”
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posted on
12/27/2023 7:41:28 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: one guy in new jersey
I helped a neighbor put together an exercise machine. Needed subscription to use it.
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posted on
12/27/2023 7:42:56 AM PST
by
daniel1212
(Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
To: know.your.why
Reminds me my smart condom payment is due. That's one you don't want to "foul" up!
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posted on
12/27/2023 7:48:30 AM PST
by
MortMan
(Corduroy pillows are making headlines.)
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