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Don’t Forget to PUT MILK AND COOKIES OUT!
Posted on 12/25/2023 2:24:17 AM PST by House Atreides
Folks, PLEASE remember to put out some nutritious goodies for Santa. He’s got to be tired dodging all the SLEIGHJACKERS and ROOF TOP PIRATES.
I just put out fresh, warm Super-chunk White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies and a huge mug of Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows for him.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; santaclaus
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
To: House Atreides
A Blessed Christmas to you and yours, everyone!
Happy Birthday, Jesus, King of kings and Lord of lords! <3
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posted on
12/25/2023 2:43:46 AM PST
by
skr
(Righteousness exalteth a nation: sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
To: House Atreides
God bless us all, EVERYONE !
Merry Christmas, Freepers !
To: House Atreides
In my household, we dont put out milk and cookies. Santa gets a crisp $100 on a plate.
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posted on
12/25/2023 6:05:15 AM PST
by
Jonty30
(In a nuclear holocaust, there is always a point in time where the meat is cooked to perfection. )
To: House Atreides
We put out chili dogs and a flaming rum punch.
Warms him right up!
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posted on
12/25/2023 6:05:27 AM PST
by
aMorePerfectUnion
(I didn't come here to guide lambs, but to awaken lions 🦅 MAGADONIAN ⚔️)
To: All
This is a tree ornament.
Cocoa and cookies for Santa ...... and carrots for his reindeer.
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posted on
12/25/2023 6:54:31 AM PST
by
Liz
(WRT govt: qualifications for wrecking crews are not as stringent as those for construction crews.)
To: House Atreides
Putting out hemp milk and ‘edibles’ are still tacky.
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posted on
12/25/2023 6:59:03 AM PST
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
To: House Atreides
Deep dish pizza and an Old Style. (the real Hamms just got too old.)
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posted on
12/25/2023 7:09:02 AM PST
by
Bernard
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