Laz's Tips for a Great Christmas Dinner Conversations

Original Content | 12/24/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

I want us all to have a wonderful Christmas, so I have some handy tips for a holiday filled with cheer.

So, invite your progressive liberal relatives over, and right at the height of the dinner, lay into them with the most profane, obscenity-laced tirade they have ever experienced.

1. Example #1:

   "Why you little Marxist ##### ## #### ### ### # a #### because #### ### ### door ### #### ## # #### and #### # ### with a donkey ### ##### ## ##### Mexica prison ### ##### ## # # ############# ### # # fatal dose of fentanyl."

2. Example 2:

   "You ugly, nasty, left wing ###### ## ##### ## # #### # car accident ### ###### # ## ###### ### ## # ###### abortion-lookalike ##### ##### ## ###### ##### # effortlessly #### ###### ##### spoon up your ##### # ## ##### # ## ########## ## # # ########## chimpanzee removes your intestines through your bunghole.

3. Example 3:

   God Himself hates you, you #### ## ######## ### # # ########## ### #### pepper-spray ######## ### ######### #### ######### three sanitary napkins over your ############ #### # ######## ### # ###### # ####### clock up your ########### ######## ### in Egypt.

[StAnDeliver]

I think if you are going to quote my posts I should get a royalty. My scheisters will be in touch. Merry merry.

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

LOL thanks

Merry Christmas!

[null and void]

Slightly?

[Lazamataz]

I think if you are going to quote my posts I should get a royalty. My scheisters will be in touch. Merry merry.

I identify as the president of Harvard.

[Sparticus]

“Oh, you’re a feminist now. That’s cute. I think Grandma would appreciate some help with the dishes.”

[SaxxonWoods]

“What if hours-long obscenity-laced tirades directed at my liberal relatives is what MAKES me happy?”

Wait until the silverware is put away and hide that antique vase.

[Liz]

Nice.

[dagunk]

Used to argue politics with a Detroit Democrat teacher. We had a lot of fun at it. Good Guy.

We both agreed that somebody desperately needs to nuke DC.

And we’d have a beer....

[desertsolitaire]

That is simple and amazing. Repeat ad infinitum.

[enumerated]

Right - didn’t know that was an option.

[Tommy Revolts]

Laz. I got a kick out of this.

Unfortunately I won't be able to use the good stuff.
I've booted those relatives already.

[M Kehoe]

Merry Christmas...

As I’m leaving my SIL with 10 liberals...

Merry “fu@king” Christmas you assholes. ESAD.

Happy New Year Laz. May you have health, wealth and happiness in the New Year.

5.56mm

[fhayek]

That Dale Carnegie course is really starting to pay dividends.

[Gnome1949]

What good is a family Christmas dinner if certain people are NOT commanded to step outside for an overdue BEATDOWN?

ALWAYS take your brass knuckles to a family Christmas dinner.

[stars & stripes forever]

Laz, your advice will save on the heating bill as temperatures rise!

[martin_fierro]

and #### # ### with a donkey ### ##### ## ##### Mexica prison

Ah, memories of Tijuna.

[sauropod]

Ping!

[Reynoldo]

I don’t know how to pronounce ########.

[Prov1322]

Follow me for more tips!

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Joyous Christmas to you FRiend!

[Laslo Fripp]

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