Hoping the United Federation of Planets doesn’t have an Admiral in charge Diversity and Inclusion, calling an Orion hottie a Martian could get a guy in trouble.
^^^^^^^
So give you ID card to the border guard
Your alias says you got John Luke Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
‘Cause they won’t speak English any ways
Put the sugar in the tank
of the sheriff’s car 🚗
He drives the deputy’s Dodge
they won’t get very far