Posted on 12/09/2023 7:17:04 AM PST by Navy Patriot
Hunter Biden is being charged on 9 counts of evading taxes on his international bribery schemes, according to an indictment filed in Los Angeles on Thursday.
"The President's son made millions on foreign bribes and used the money for illegal drugs and underage sex trafficking. That's all well and good, but then he failed to pay his taxes," said a spokesperson for the DOJ. "Keeping money that is due to the government is the most heinous of all crimes and should be dealt with swiftly and without mercy."
Official sources confirmed that Hunter became wealthy by exchanging national secrets and special favors to America's enemies in exchange for crack and underage sex-slave money, in addition to wiring money to President Joe Biden. Unfortunately, he did this without keeping perfect tax records, making him the lowest of criminals.
"Rest assured, this horrific act will not go without a slight fine and scolding from the judge," said Attorney General Merrick Garland. "This man must be brought to justice."
At publishing time, President Biden had claimed to have no knowledge of the case or of this man named "Hunter."
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I'd bet that "The Big Guy" and the rest of the Biden Crime family didn't declare their portion of the bribes or pay taxes either.
I believe you have a safe bet!
You still have to pay taxes on ill-gotten gains. That’s what got Al Capone.
OK, is that an accurate statement or not?
Entire indictment is to take the heat off of old Joe before the election season - and to "prove" there isn't a two-tiered justice system (which there certainly is).
I suspect all charges will be dropped for "lack of evidence" and that will be the end of it.
I would bet you are right.
Its logical to assume that Joe and the others wouldn’t want to report their dirty money either. And there was so much of it coming in that would be difficult to document without raising questions.
Ah, the Bee. Providing satire to shine some light where seriously needed.
BTW, had Hunter not heard of (cough, cough) "charitable foundations"?
This is the actual News.
From the Bee. Not the MSM.
And not being registered under FARA (Foreign Agent Registration Act) charge? Where’s that?
COINCIDENCE. I. THINK. NOT.
Just another GAMESMANSHIP move by our JustUs system to PROTECT HUNTER FROM TESTIFYING BEFORE CONGRESS.
Hunter is exempt from FARA requirements due to a little known section of the act that carved out a “safe harbor” called DYKWIA.
(Do you know who I am?)
;-)
It is repugnant that a special counsel can bring charges of tax evasion yet not ainvestigate or prosecute the very souurce of the income not paid tax on. The corruption of the DOJ is limitless.
That’s the reason I posted it.
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