Or, as that old Fred Astaire ditty goes:
"We joined the navy to see the world
And what did we see? We saw the sea"
Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself
I had a co worker who I knew had served 4 years in the Navy.
One day I asked him what he did in the Navy, He said,
“I chipped paint”. I said, That’s all you did for 4 years, chipped paint? He said, “yep, that’s it, I chipped paint.”