[Billthedrill]

I'll try!

There was an old perv in Nantucket
Who carried his brains in a bucket
"You don't need them, my dear,"
Said his wife with a sneer,
"I'm in charge of the country. Just to heck with it."

Having trouble with the scansion in the last line. I wonder what would fit better than "to heck with it"?

[irishjuggler]

Ha, good one!

[PghBaldy]

So just suck it?