[EvilCapitalist]

I don’t hang lights for Christmas, but then I’m cheap and don’t want to pay an outrageous electric bill.

[DallasBiff]

My mother(god bless her soul), was big on Christmas decorations,

I hated the Friday after Thanksgiving, it meant untangling Christmas lights and finding out which plug went where,

Her proudest achievement was when the local paper made our house the best decorated for Christmas, my dad scowled at the electric bill.

[Gaffer]

My Christmas lights are an infrared filler for the IR detector on my house mounted cameras that turn on the outdoor spots when it ‘human detects.’ Also have a high lumen spot on my shotgun for mobility.