2023 FORMULA 1 ROLEX GRANDE PRÊMIO DE SÃO PAULO - LIVE THREAD

11/2/2023 | chode

[Chode]

2023 FORMULA 1 ROLEX GRANDE PRÊMIO DE SÃO PAULO - LIVE THREAD

sports

f1; formulaone; grandprix

Autódromo José Carlos Pace

First Grand Prix

1973

Number of Laps

71

Circuit Length

4.309km

Race Distance

305.879 km

Lap Record

1:10.540 Valtteri Bottas (2018)

[BBB333]

Thanks for the new thread and the interesting story about the grandstand roof.

[BBB333]

Strange Ferrari exhaust video - this is from the last race in Austin - Ferrari have changed their exhaust for this weekend.

Scroll down to watch the exhaust move from round to egg shaped:

https://www.planetf1.com/news/ferrari-make-changes-quite-unusual-crazy-deflection-spotted

[Chode]

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[Chode]

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[Chode]

thx

[mabarker1]

He drove His A$$ off the whole Race. I’ve been on Mad Max in car most of the time. Semi boring because He’s out front but I’m mostly listening to the radio chatter stuff.

“Mode 8, easy on the brakes turn 3 gets you better exit, if you’re bored maybe we should have some fun, so try tossing a couple of them homemade tyre spikes out because hammiebuttboie is getting within DRS Range, mode 27- setting 44, 🎶🎼🎵Oh I wish I were a Oscar Meyer Wolfie...🎼🎶🎵 Hey anybody want some Ice Cream ? OK Max Box next lap- BOX BOX BOX. Max did You decide ? Do You want any Ice Cream ?”

[Chode]

i wonder if it’s the fixturing...

[mabarker1]

WTF !!!

Didn’t even get to Turn 1 !!!

[Paal Gulli]

There’s never a Rodney King around when you need one:

Can’t we all just get along??!?

And Pirelli is going to have to answer for that tire carcass coming unshipped. That’s NOT supposed to happen any more.

[Chode]

ya gotta be friggin kiddin me...

[mabarker1]

The big p will blame it on “foreign object interference involving a non-french adult beverage container resulting in depressurization of the N2 bubble casing” and if you run that comment through the Goodyear Hillbilly Translator Software it becomes “they runned over a damned mulvaney limited edition butt light glass bottle and let the air outta ‘da tar.”

[mabarker1]

I’ve been to 3 County Fairs and saw Predator Drone video of a Mideast goat being sodomized by terrorscum and I’ve never seen anything like that !!!

[mabarker1]

GREAT RACE !!! Once it really got Started.

[Lockbox]

Alonso read Perez perfectly, I can’t believe Perez went a lap too early. Alonso must of been laughing when he was passed…..

[Chode]

nando get driver of the day for me...

[Chode]

• Race
• Race result
• Fastest laps
• Pit stop summary
• Starting grid
• Sprint
• Sprint grid
• Sprint shootout
• Qualifying
• Practice 1

	Pos	No	Driver	Car	Laps	Time/Retired	PTS
	1	1	Max Verstappen VER	Red Bull Racing Honda RBPT	71	1:56:48.894	25
	2	4	Lando Norris NOR	McLaren Mercedes	71	+8.277s	19
	3	14	Fernando Alonso ALO	Aston Martin Aramco Mercedes	71	+34.155s	15
	4	11	Sergio Perez PER	Red Bull Racing Honda RBPT	71	+34.208s	12
	5	18	Lance Stroll STR	Aston Martin Aramco Mercedes	71	+40.845s	10
	6	55	Carlos Sainz SAI	Ferrari	71	+50.188s	8
	7	10	Pierre Gasly GAS	Alpine Renault	71	+56.093s	6
	8	44	Lewis Hamilton HAM	Mercedes	71	+62.859s	4
	9	22	Yuki Tsunoda TSU	AlphaTauri Honda RBPT	71	+69.880s	2
	10	31	Esteban Ocon OCO	Alpine Renault	70	+1 lap	1
	11	2	Logan Sargeant SAR	Williams Mercedes	70	+1 lap	0
	12	27	Nico Hulkenberg HUL	Haas Ferrari	70	+1 lap	0
	13	3	Daniel Ricciardo RIC	AlphaTauri Honda RBPT	70	+1 lap	0
	14	81	Oscar Piastri PIA	McLaren Mercedes	69	+2 laps	0
	NC	63	George Russell RUS	Mercedes	57	DNF	0
	NC	77	Valtteri Bottas BOT	Alfa Romeo Ferrari	39	DNF	0
	NC	24	Zhou Guanyu ZHO	Alfa Romeo Ferrari	22	DNF	0
	NC	20	Kevin Magnussen MAG	Haas Ferrari	0	DNF	0
	NC	23	Alexander Albon ALB	Williams Mercedes	0	DNF	0
	NC	16	Charles Leclerc LEC	Ferrari	0	DNS	0

* Provisional results. Note - Norris scored an additional point for setting the fastest lap of the race.

[Chode]

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[Chode]

oh yeah, that will be an interesting conversation i’m sure...

[Chode]

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[Chode]

WTF lets these scumbags on the track property, let on alone the grid???

Machine Gun Kelly being rude to Martin Brundle at the Brazil GP 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZCQOzvkgU