Posted on 11/02/2023 4:48:15 PM PDT by libh8er
..... One such word is Sitzpinkler, a man who pees sitting down. Not only do the Germans have a word for it, they are remarkably more proficient at it than most other nationalities.
Recently, UK-based pollster YouGov published the results of a 13-country survey of men’s urinating preferences. This map shows the eight countries surveyed in Europe — the others were Canada, the U.S., Mexico, Singapore, and Australia. Of all 13 countries, Germany was the one where most men sat down “every time” to urinate (40%). Add those who do so “most times” (22%), and you get the result shown on the map: nearly two-thirds are Sitzpinkler (without final “s”: the word is both singular and plural).
Sitzpinkler statistics That puts German men well ahead of their second-placed counterparts in Sweden, where only 22% of men sit down “every time.” More Swedish men sit down “most times” (28%). Danish men place third overall (44%), ahead of Australians (39%) and Canadians (35%). The streams of French (35%) and Italian (34%) men almost cross, but despite the overall closeness of the result, a considerably larger share of French men are Sitzpinkler of the “every time” variety (19% vs. 13% in Italy). Dangling at the bottom of the European league are Poland (27%) and the UK (24%), with only 10% of Polish men and 9% of British blokes sitting down “every time.”
The U.S. is on the lower end of the scale: only 10% of American men sit down to pee “every time,” with an additional 13% “most times.” Still, this is not as low as Mexico or Singapore, where 6% and 5% of men respectively sit down to pee “every time.”
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Why, the urinal is surrounded by an entire bathroom, just like the toilet or bidet, it is all one room.
And there’s plenty of room on it to miss the goal, and it doesn’t get flushed.
I feel sorry for your wife...
You aren’t even making sense.
Not to mention public restrooms.
In China, they have signs above the urinals: "Please take one step closer. One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind."
No one likes to stand in a puddle of everyone else's pee.
Buon appetito? 😟😖🤣
“men really make a mess of bathrooms.”
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So let’s be clear... regardless of whether a man is standing or sitting, they will NEVER make the under-the-seat-pee-splash that women make. Always use your foot to lift the seat up if it was a woman using the rest room ahead of you....
Ever seen the inside of a women’s restroom at a bar? One where the women don’t want to sit down on the seat so they do something called ‘hovering’? Yeah... men can make a mess but women do a pretty fine job of that themselves....
By the way, sitting makes more sense... chance to check one’s emails, texts and visit FR...
I am a man. The world is my urinal and I stand when peeing on it....
I wonder if Big Mike pees standing up and forces her beard to sit.
I don’t inhabit bars, dear.
I’m too busy cleaning my bathroom.
“The number should be close to zero, with exceptions only for the aged or the infirm.”
At the rate we’re going in two generations no one will stand.
“Dangling at the bottom of the European league”
Clever. I give it a 7.2.
It first started when their moms potty trained them so they would sit down and not lift up the seat and then their wives made sure that they sat down so they would not lift up the seat.
“Do men who wear kilts pee sitting down?”
The first rule of Kilt Club is,...
Yep.
Many men want to keep their ‘little’ secrets, secret.
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I don’t do it because my penis drops down in that cold water and inhibits my flow!
You could eat off their toilet seats.
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I usually do eat off toilet seats, but occasionally I do snack while on the toilet seat!
whipped them out while walking and had a distance contest.
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I watched a porn flick at a frat house while in college and the action involved women doing a distance contest while seated on a bar stool, sans clothing of course.
I’ve been watching a YouTube channel by a young Japanese woman - I think she must spend 50% of her free time cleaning, and the rest she spends cooking.
I suspect she’s trying to attract a husband...
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