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Crash covers Texas highway in smashed watermelons
UPI ^
| 24 October 2023
| By Ben Hooper
Posted on 10/24/2023 10:01:15 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: EvilCapitalist
Worse yet, I’m dressing up as Colonel Sanders for Halloween. I will not travel into POC areas.
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posted on
10/24/2023 10:29:14 AM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
To: Night Hides Not
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posted on
10/24/2023 10:31:24 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: EvilCapitalist
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10/24/2023 10:44:48 AM PDT
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Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Not Smashing Pumpkins, but A for effort.
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posted on
10/24/2023 10:47:07 AM PDT
by
DPMD
(ua)
To: Red Badger
Gallagher! my first thought too. “the ghost of Gallagher rides again” would be a fitting video tribute for the master of the watermelon with this scene as the final credit. remembering those days fondly. still have seeds to prove I was there!
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10/24/2023 11:09:29 AM PDT
by
Qwapisking
("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
To: Red Badger
Amazing ... how does one collide with the only roadside edifice for miles whilst on a super-slab?
Anyway, just herd some deer over to the site. They’ll clean it up in no time. I had a friend who placed a just purchased watermelon on her front porch while she put her other groceries away. It took her 10 minutes tops. When she went to retrieve the melon it was gone ... just a few seeds marked the place.
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posted on
10/24/2023 11:46:00 AM PDT
by
ByteMercenary
(Cho Bi Dung and KamalHo are not my leaders.)
To: Red Badger
Smashed Watermelons would make a great name for a head banger band.
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posted on
10/24/2023 11:48:29 AM PDT
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bgill
To: bgill
Smashing Pumpkins is already taken.............
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posted on
10/24/2023 11:54:01 AM PDT
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Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Rennes Templar
The crash caused the truck's trailer to break open and flood the roadway withsmashed watermelons.
It was a roadside wedding melee. The inebriated guests forced the truck to rind to a halt when the couple learned that they cantaloupe.
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posted on
10/24/2023 3:22:31 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
To: EvilCapitalist
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posted on
10/24/2023 3:25:57 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
To: Red Badger
Time for the watermelon crawl!
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10/24/2023 3:31:50 PM PDT
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MortMan
(I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.)
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