Elisjsha Dicken ignored the no gun sign at his mall. The bad guy with a gun therefore was quite surprised when 15 seconds after he started shooting Dicken got 8 out of ten bullets pumped into said bad guy from 40 yards away. The moral of this story is ignore the signs. The bad guys are counting on nobody else being able to shoot back. The other moral of this story is train to become as awesome a marksman as Elisjsha Dicken!
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