Posted on 10/13/2023 9:48:36 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
SACRAMENTO, CA — As part of a new initiative to provide public services to minority groups in need, California Governor Gavin Newsom has promised the state's new "Ebony Alert" system for black people will be "separate but equal."
"We've designed this to separate them from the rest of the populace," Newsom said in his announcement. "While we want to have a way to send out urgent alerts to everyone when a child is in danger or abducted, we thought it would be best to keep the alerts separate based on the color of the child's skin. This new ‘Ebony Alert' system will mobilize task forces statewide to launch a search that is approximately three-fifths as strong and focused as a search for a missing white child."
Sources within the governor's office said that if things go well with the "Ebony Alert," the state will expand this initiative in other ways, such as creating separate bathrooms, water fountains, restaurant dining areas, and even schools set aside specifically for black children.
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The lawsuits on this one is going to be fun.
When it comes to California, you really can’t tell if the article is from The Babylon Bee, The Sacramento Bee or The Fresno Flea. Same difference.
In American Just Us Courts or others?
LOL sorry, I didn’t see the Bee reference until after I hit the post button. The Bee’s satire is often too close to believable these days. The whole world has gone nuts.
It will also offer coupons for Popeye’s
and you...
it’s more rhetorical than anything, but i mean, WTF???
How about a special hot Taco alert for missing Mexican children? Mexicans far outnumber blacks in California. This catering to blacks/ 13% of the US population is ridiculous. My people got here in 1904 and worked like slaves. We were never involved in blacks slavery.
“Ebony” Alert? Shouldn’t it be more like the Shaquandra alert? Or say the Shaniqua alert? How bout Obamaiqua alert?
I mean just seems more appropriate to get the message out.
Lots to choose from.....take a look:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUsNY3—npY
Dindu Nuffin Alert?
I’m feeling Spok-ish, pure Logic, cannot decide...
Good Lord what's wrong with me, I'm never civil to you?
I just said that to my spouse.
Why would you possibly say something like that?
LOL!!!
Six sends her love...
They always get me to do a double take with their headlines.
Six saves me again!
Yes, a media outlet that is honest, ... doubletake, ... yep.
There is some keen wit in those guys.
Just for the fathers
Add Ebony drinking fountains.
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