To: nickcarraway
A guy found this pig on the side of the road...
Not knowing what to do with it, he brought it over to the police station to ask what he should do with it. The policeman tells him to take the pig to the zoo. A couple weeks later the same police officer was on highway patrol and he sees the guy in his driving in his convertible with the pig lounging in the passenger seat, wearing a bathing suit and sunglasses.
The police officer, pulls the guy over and says, “Hey you! What are you still doing with this pig? I thought I told you to take it to the zoo!” “Well officer,” the guy replies, “I did take it to the zoo, and then last weekend I took it to get ice cream, and now I’m taking it to the beach!”
2 posted on
10/06/2023 5:31:35 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
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To: nickcarraway
Looks like Arnold Ziffel! That you, Arnold?
3 posted on
10/06/2023 5:32:03 PM PDT by
Polyxene
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To: nickcarraway
If I find him on the side of a road, no collar, no identification, he’s bacon!
4 posted on
10/06/2023 5:32:19 PM PDT by
Reno89519
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To: nickcarraway
5 posted on
10/06/2023 5:32:55 PM PDT by
dfwgator
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To: nickcarraway
6 posted on
10/06/2023 5:33:02 PM PDT by
digger48
To: nickcarraway
People who think pigs are cute when they are young have no idea what they are getting themselves into when they take them on as pets.
Better to just keep them in the back yard, don’t give them a name and don’t get emotionally attached…
7 posted on
10/06/2023 5:33:11 PM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left )
To: nickcarraway
caught loitering outside a shopping centre In other words, this little piggy went to market.
8 posted on
10/06/2023 5:34:50 PM PDT by
cockroach_magoo
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To: nickcarraway
> They now hope to find his forever home. <
It’s easy. Give these nice folks a call.
10 posted on
10/06/2023 5:40:34 PM PDT by
Leaning Right
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To: nickcarraway
12 posted on
10/06/2023 6:06:14 PM PDT by
Fai Mao
( Starve the Beast and steal its food)
To: george76
News of the weird from Aurora, Colorado. Fred the pig has been captured!
“It took eight people and five hours to capture Fred, who was found by city staff in front of a strip mall in Aurora, Colorado”
13 posted on
10/06/2023 6:25:08 PM PDT by
dynachrome
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To: nickcarraway
I think it’s very hateful to describe Rosie O’Donnell as a pig
19 posted on
10/07/2023 8:02:22 AM PDT by
keving
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