Friends - The Police (Heinlein reference)
Funerary or Culinary?
Have you tried Uncle Moishe? He’s to die for!
So, they were the first liberal “democrats”?
Waste not, want not.
“these early humans had chew marks on their dead’s bones”
How did they differentiate human chew marks from animal chew marks?
That’s probably why they always carried around a bottle of hot sauce in their bags.
The spirits of the dead, known as "the old ones," ruled Martian society.
Ah, Business Inside Her strikes again.
Makes one hungry, no?
“White folks was in the caves while we was building empires... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”
― Al Sharpton
If the WEF doesn’t support this now, they soon will.
Cue up Monty Python’s Undertaker Sketch.
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Progressives taste like chicken.
Ask the Europeans what happened to the Neanderthals.
You are perhaps thinking of Farnham’s Freehold.
Hugh Farnham is a practical, self-made man, and when he sees the clouds of nuclear war gathering, he builds a bomb shelter under his house, hoping for peace and preparing for war. But when the apocalypse comes, something happens that he did not expect. A thermonuclear blast tears apart the fabric of time and hurls his shelter into a world with no sign of other human beings.
Farnham and his family have barely settled down to the backbreaking business of low-tech survival when they find that they are not alone after all. The same nuclear war that catapulted Farnham 2,000 years into the future has destroyed all civilization in the northern hemisphere, leaving Africans as the dominant surviving people.
In the new world order, Farnham and his family, being members of the race that nearly destroyed the world, are fit only to be slaves (or dinner). After surviving a nuclear war, Farnham has no intention of being anyone’s slave, but the tyrannical power of the Chosen race reaches throughout the world. Even if he manages to escape, where can he run to?
https://www.amazon.com/Farnhams-Freehold-audiobook/dp/B0056A41SG/ref=sr_1_1
This was before our ancestors arrived from the Pontic Steppe and wiped out all those savages or sent them back to Africa.
Sounds practical
1. No funeral or burial expenses
2. Just say grace without having to suffer through a long eulogy describing some idealized person with almost no similarity to the departed
3. No wasted average for cemeteries
4. A source of protein that can’t eat you first or bite back
5. I wouldn’t know but it has to be a lot better than McD’s
6. Can’t afford McD’s anymore anyway
7. When is supper served?
On the other hand, Jesus came here to do a lot of business, not just our Redemption, but also to bind up our past sins (like cannibalism), cast them out, and forbid such atrocities forever.
And frankly, instruct us to eliminate any group that did not see the Light.
a bottle of A1 sauce found at the burial site
raised suspicions
Utterly undocumented B.S.
Quit posting this tripe.