One evening in October, when I was one-third sober, An’ taking home a load’ with manly pride;
My poor feet began to stutter, so I lay down in the gutter, And a pig came up an’ lay down by my side;
Then we sang ‘It’s all fair weather when good fellows get together,’
Till a lady passing by was heard to say:
‘You can tell a man who “boozes” by the company he chooses’
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.......................
In fairness, the last drink I had was Madeira on New Years day 2023. I’m saving a special bottle of Scotch for the occasion of the following deaths: Jane Fonda, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden,
Barack Obama, Adam Schiff, Hillary Rotten Clinton, etc.