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Biden Administration Reports Dangerous African Immigrant At Border
The Babylon Bee ^ | Sep 29, 2023

Posted on 09/29/2023 1:15:49 PM PDT by McGruff

EAGLE PASS, TX — As the migrant crisis along the southern U.S. border continued to intensify, a new threat emerged, leading the Biden administration to warn the populace of the presence of a dangerous African immigrant sighted at the border.

Despite thousands of unvetted and undocumented foreign nationals pouring across the border every day, the federal government and the mainstream media have continued to remain largely silent on the topic. The sudden appearance of this African man, experts say, may finally force the Biden administration to address the issue of border security. "They can't afford to ignore it now," said Dr. Blake Rumsey of the Foundation for Discussion. "For whatever reason, this particular African man seems to really have them spooked."

The White House was uncharacteristically quick to comment on the news from the border. "Border safety is now a priority," said gay and black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "This African man poses a serious threat to America's national security and democracy itself. When he gets up from his nap, the president will take this very seriously."

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1 posted on 09/29/2023 1:15:49 PM PDT by McGruff
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2 posted on 09/29/2023 1:18:18 PM PDT by McGruff (Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
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3 posted on 09/29/2023 1:19:39 PM PDT by McGruff (Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
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To: McGruff

Excellent work McGruff!

Had everyone, I’m sure, fooled.

Using” African Man” and spook in the same sentence is OK if it is Elon Musk who is melanin free.


4 posted on 09/29/2023 1:30:53 PM PDT by BatGuano (2020 = Stolen Election. Believe it! Molon Labe.)
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To: McGruff

There is a war going on in the chaos at the border. A war between Mexico, India, China and Africa to see who is going to pick the carcass of America when America finally drops to the ground.


5 posted on 09/29/2023 2:47:37 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (And the invasion of America continues while the RAT Party worries about the Ukraine.)
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