Posted on 09/24/2023 5:29:27 PM PDT by McGruff
KYIV — In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced the decision at a press conference today, stating, "In these trying times, we need a professional like Dylan to come in and be the face of Ukraine. He's someone that people unanimously respect after seeing how he masterfully handled his role as a Bud Light brand ambassador. Speaking of which, Bud Light is now the official beer of the Ukrainian army."
Mulvaney has committed to handling one of the most critical geopolitical crises of our time by making disturbing TikTok videos about how little girls love Abrams tanks. "On day 400 of being a girl, I discovered my love for F-16 fighter jets," said Mulvaney. "Yay for being a girl and yay for cluster munitions!"
Zelensky said that he hopes that such a well-beloved and highly respected person like Mulvaney will help to unify the world behind Ukraine. "We recognize that the war has become polarizing and controversial," said Zelensky. "We believe a deranged trans influencer is the best person on the planet to update the world on what your billions of dollars are doing for Ukraine's military. Welcome aboard, Dylan!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The Bee sucked me in...again...lol
Me too. I remember when the headlines were so crazy. Now you have to check because they could be true. Sometimes I’m sure it’s the 🐝 & then realize it’s not.
Babylon Bee is making fun of you idiot Zeepers 😂
How I love The Bee
The ever resourceful Mulvaney is handling one of the most critical
geopolitical crises of our time about how little girls love Abrams tanks.
“On day 400 of being a girl, I discovered my love for F-16 fighter jets,”
said Mulvaney on a tik tok video. “Yay for being a girl and yay for cluster munitions!”
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Speaking of which, Bud Light is now the official beer of the Ukrainian army.
It's uncanny. Anymore, without conscience thought, I see a headline and instantly look at the source to see if it's the Bee.
Me too
I clicked just to make sure it was the Bee. Oh my!
Please define "Zeeper". I do not respect or like Donald Trump, but I realize that Trump and Ken Paxton are the two primary vessels in the small flotilla that's taking on the Democrats.
So who qualifies for status as a Zeeper?
Hasn’t this waste of a carbon footprint committed suicide yet?
First non-disinformation I’ve heard on this war.
I thought the headline was real until I started reading the article.
Hold muh beer.
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And she’s demanding Money!
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I never paid much attention to Budlite or Bud regular because I don’t like their swill. But I notice now. There use to be cases upon cases in the refrigerated section and literal pallets of budweiser stacked by the door of the supermarkets. Now, I see one row of each with no empty spots and I haven’t seen any big displays anywhere. Good.
They should hire Voldemort instead.
Won’t Ukraine’s current SpokesTranny/Information Minister be upset??
Tranny fight!!
Me too. I remember when the headlines were so crazy. Now you have to check because they could be true. Sometimes I’m sure it’s the 🐝 & then realize it’s not
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Hey, it’s not that big a stretch to go from marina abramovic as ambassador of student affairs to mulaney as a Uke influencer.
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