The most popular sport in the world. Perhaps you have heard of it? Maybe not.
You mean that boring game where if you touch someone, it is some sort of card-thing. Then, they trot around for 90 minutes and bounce a ball around, ending in a 0-0 tie. Where I grew up, soccer was for the F’s. Faygs, flakes, and foreigners. Don’t try to convince me that it is the sport of kings when it is the sport of the communist world.