[McGruff]

Hot mayo?

[chief lee runamok]

Dale Earnhardt Jr. forced out of car after it catches fire;
uniform also burned: 'We got a hole in my pants'

Better that than a snake in your boot. {via OG Woody}

[Joe 6-pack]

Team Tesla?

[devane617]

Ricky Bobby lives!!! I’m on fire....!!!!

[Steely Tom]

Any fire you can walk away from with your genitalia is a good fire.

[redheadedshannon]

Mindless redneckery! Let me see if im understanding this “sport”: how many times can I drive my ugly, piece of crap car around an oval track, without getting dizzy & crashing into a wall, or somebody else. That anyone finds it intesting is baffling. I’m sure there’s some morbidly obese guy in a trailer park somewhere, collecting disability & clad in a really chic wife beater style shirt & boxers (no doubt), guzzling his beer with a super classy cigarette always dangling from his lips, that finds it interesting to waste his sad life vegitating and pretending there is anything interesting about Nascar! “Wooooo! It’s going around the track for the 500th time! Durrrrrrrrrrrt da dur! Pass the Pabst Blue ribbon! Woo! Woo! Durrrrrŕrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 🙄🫣🥴😵😵‍💫

[Chode]

Jr. - Can I get some help NASCAR safety crew?

Safety Crew - Nah, we good...