I don’t know who writes crap like this, but you can bet they aren’t 5, 6, or 9 yrs.
old, or even high schoolers. They are adults who get off on writing this stuff, and it excites them. And they want it to excite children. And they are making money off of it.
In our free society they can write this stuff and claim their First Amendment right to do so.
Whoever publishes this junk for them should be publicized and boycotted.
And let’s not forget the politicians and school administrators who agree to put this garbage out there.