Bourgeuoisie. Prickly and hard to erradicate.
Posted on 09/14/2023 12:31:58 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham called yet another news conference to announce she was now suspending the First Amendment to silence the heavy criticism she has received for suspending the Second Amendment.
"I am officially declaring that people criticizing me for stripping constitutional rights is a public health emergency," she said when making the controversial announcement. "Due to the terrifying response to my second amendment decision, I am feeling really bad about myself and now have no choice but to suspend the First Amendment as well. So…you know…be quiet. QUIET!"
The assembled members of the media, now having the freedom of the press suspended, remained awkwardly silent for the duration of the press conference. "I'll now open up the floor to anyone who has questions," the governor said. "Oh, that's right — I took away your right to speak! Haha! Whatcha gonna do now, huh? That's right — nothing! Take that, losers!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Free speech causes global warming.
And Capitalists!
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THE BOURGEOISIE!!!
Satire.
Or not.......
She sounds like she’s working for Xi Jinping.
Now that’s funny.
AS the old saying goes...
“Don’t start no $hit.... therefore there will be no $hit!
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