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The villain in the new James Bond novel wants to replace "King Charles the Woke," doesn't like open borders or gay Marxism, and doesn't do diversity hires 😂
Not The Bee ^ | Sep 6, 2023 · | Staff

Posted on 09/06/2023 7:54:52 AM PDT by Red Badger

This new villain sounds BASED.

Birkett was an ex-Tory MP, famous for promoting covid/vaccines/mask-wearing/5G conspiracy theories, which had spilled over into the usual anti-immigrant, anti-EU, anti-BBC, anti-MSM, anti-cultural Marxist, Climate Change Denial pronouncements. It was an anti-trans diatribe that had eventually got him kicked out of the party and he'd soon after set up the 'New Freedom Party'.

OH NO! THE BOND SUPERVILLAIN DOESN'T LIKE OPEN BORDERS, THINKS MARXISM IS BAD, DISLIKES GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA, WON'T GET THE JAB, AND HATES GLOBALIST ELITES??

Bond was struck by something. It was a long while since he'd been at any kind of function that was almost exclusively full of men. It felt strange. There was not even a pretence at diversity here.

That's right: James Bond - the guy who used to stop commies who wanted nuclear war or mad scientists from poisoning the planet and repopulating it with a master race - now feels uncomfortable in a room full of (presumably white) men.

GASP!

Where are the gay flags? Where are the transgender activists of color? Where are the twerking drag queens? Is there anybody at all in this English gathering named Mohammed? HOW WILL BOND SURVIVE THIS??

In 20 years, we've gone from having M call Bond a misogynist pig:

To Bond becoming a neurodivergent queer ally who loves his globalist pals over at the WEF (which totally doesn't mirror the shadowy organization of elites plotting world domination like Spectre).

Athelstan hadn't been the least bit concerned about ensuring that half of the people he'd hired to carry out his coup should be women, or non-white, or disabled. This was an unapologetically old-school gathering. In Athelstan's world he was king and could do whatever he wanted.

HE DIDN'T HIRE WOMEN OR DISABLED PEOPLE FOR HIS EVIL ORGANIZATION!

Yes, this is for a real book called "On His Majesty's Secret Service" that came out this summer.

It would make Ian Fleming roll in his grave.

Give me the heir of England's founding king over woke Bond any day! The woke create this idiotic straw men out of anyone who doesn't think exactly like them, then imagine them to be the supervillains plotting to destroy the world.

Ah yes, they think, it's the Jesus-following, conservative family man who doesn't believe unlimited illegal immigration from countries that don't share baseline values is the one who will destroy humanity.

What a great idea, they think, to have James Bond fight for a cranky old globalist and his elitist pals. That'll show those freedom-loving extremists who don't like totalitarian control imposed through a lab-created virus from China!

This is why Hollywood can't write good villains anymore. They'd make Darth Vader a church-going, monogamous married man who doesn't believe in the merits of universal healthcare. These people simply have no idea what good and evil even mean anymore!

RIP, Bond!


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: charlesiii; houseofwindsor; jamesbond; unitedkingdom
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To: Red Badger

Wow...

Four Conservative death penalty crimes just in the title!


21 posted on 09/06/2023 8:28:49 AM PDT by zeestephen (Trump "Lost" By 43,000 Votes - Spread Across Three States - GA, WI, AZ)
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To: Red Badger

James Bond was always bad news. But men like Bond were felt to be necessary during the Cold War. Are they still needed? Or are they focused on the wrong enemies?

Or maybe Bond was fighting the wrong enemies most of the time even back then. Most of the time he wasn’t fighting the Soviets. Maybe we should expect that he’d fight for woke billionaires who want to control the world now.


22 posted on 09/06/2023 8:29:53 AM PDT by x
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To: Red Badger

So that’s where we’re at now....basically vilifying those that don’t agree with you.


23 posted on 09/06/2023 8:30:50 AM PDT by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: x

24 posted on 09/06/2023 8:32:59 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: dfwgator

Yes, he did if I recall correctly.


25 posted on 09/06/2023 8:39:53 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: fuzzylogic

And it all started when the Clinton crime family came into power.


26 posted on 09/06/2023 8:40:19 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: scrabblehack

I hope not!


27 posted on 09/06/2023 8:40:39 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: joshua c

Let’s not give them any ideas, now!


28 posted on 09/06/2023 8:41:14 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: Red Badger

Sounds like the villain is the hero and it is time that that nefarious agent for MI6 and the crown dies the ignominious death in the arms of a Medusa like female for his polyamorous sins.


29 posted on 09/06/2023 8:51:18 AM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: joshua c

At least he will have w trump haircut.


30 posted on 09/06/2023 8:55:45 AM PDT by 5inch38gunner
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To: Red Badger

Well, since they KILLED Bond in the last movie, I won’t be seeing any more, where they twist it so they bring him back or he didn’t really die, or…
60 years was a great run. It’s over.


31 posted on 09/06/2023 9:21:25 AM PDT by GrumpyOldGuy
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To: Red Badger

“Athelstan hadn’t been the least bit concerned about ensuring that half of the people he’d hired to carry out his coup should be women, or non-white, or disabled. “


People like Breitbart used to focus on the problem of Left dominance of the popular culture.

But when the “culture” is this lame, not being associated with it is an asset.


32 posted on 09/06/2023 9:22:02 AM PDT by Reverend Wright ( Everything touched by progressives, dies !)
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To: Red Badger

I will not be bothering with any new James Bond movie that will inevitably portray Bond as a transexual strong black woman who hates the United Kingdom and who passionately hates the USA and Christians.

No thanks.


33 posted on 09/06/2023 9:28:36 AM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
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To: Red Badger
That's right: James Bond - the guy who used to stop commies who wanted nuclear war or mad scientists from poisoning the planet and repopulating it with a master race - now feels uncomfortable in a room full of (presumably white) men.

It’s OK if they’re all gay, right? Or trans?

Ian Fleming is turning in his grave. :(

34 posted on 09/06/2023 9:36:50 AM PDT by Allegra (Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
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To: Red Badger

Reading James Bond has been a guilty pleasure of mine since I was a kid. Grateful to get a head’s-up on Higson’s piece of garbage. Keep leftist politics the hell out of James Bond. I’m currently enjoying Anthony Horowitz’s “Forever And A Day,” and his “A Mind To Kill”will be on its way from Amazon shortly. I’ve had the pleasure to read all the non-Fleming Bond authors from Kingsly Aimis to William Boyd. The John Gardner and Raymond Benson novels were pretty good, while the Sebastian Faulks and Anthony Horowitz ones were first rate. Avoid Higson’s tripe like a Covid jab.


35 posted on 09/06/2023 10:04:22 AM PDT by fabjr60 ("I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own.")
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To: Red Badger

Sounds like the new James Bond drinks Bud Light in bubble baths.


36 posted on 09/06/2023 10:19:07 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (A person who seeks the truth with a strong bias will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
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To: Red Badger

This is how woke destroys what the non-woke loves.

Now I have to root for the villain against “Bond”.

The real Bond would tell these woke wankers to bugger off.


37 posted on 09/06/2023 4:50:18 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: dfwgator

The real-life villains in America today believe THEY are the rebels.

Its really bad when the Empire believes THEY are the rebels.


38 posted on 09/06/2023 4:56:09 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Red Badger

This is one reason for not allowing woketards to takeover and recast loved social icons and pop culture, much less more important social norms.


39 posted on 09/06/2023 4:58:06 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Red Badger

What is this Marxist $hit ?


40 posted on 09/06/2023 8:45:12 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (America Owes Anita Bryant An Enormous Apology)
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