Somebody left a shoe in the middle of the road.
For 3 days it lay there on the yellow line as I drove past annoyed.
One morning I saw it still there so I stopped and threw it into the ditch.
The next day CSI came knocking on my door about a murder and fingerprints found on a victim’s shoe.
Never get out of the boat.
Never get out of the boat.
I’ve often wondered why there is only ONE shoe I always see.