Hey, those “Dear Penthouse Forum” letters are legit! I submitted one, and it got published.
It was a dark and stormy night. My car had broken down on a country road, so I walked through the rain to the nearest farmhouse. To my surprise, the farmhouse had been rented by the lovely Jennifer Aniston. She was alone, and frightened by the storm.
I’d like to say more here, but Free Republic has its rules.
Sure I believe you. You probably had your wife, Morgan Fairchild, along as a witness.