Your cognitive dissonance is out of this world, grandpa.
I’ll leave you to your Zelensky poster to smooch goodnight.
Nah, kid; the picture beside my bed is of my wife.
Unlike you, who — in typical adolescent fashion — fills his screen page with photos of girls in underwear; which is not unusual for people suffering the condition known as arrested development, the psychological term that describes the stoppage of physical, emotional, or mental development before reaching adulthood; so that they act like children emotionally and mentally, and have difficulty coping with adult challenges.
That is you to a T.