Nah, kid; the picture beside my bed is of my wife.
Unlike you, who — in typical adolescent fashion — fills his screen page with photos of girls in underwear; which is not unusual for people suffering the condition known as arrested development, the psychological term that describes the stoppage of physical, emotional, or mental development before reaching adulthood; so that they act like children emotionally and mentally, and have difficulty coping with adult challenges.
That is you to a T.
I haven’t updated my page in years, grandpa. But there’s always a complainer. It’s kinda funny, though. You have a problem with pics of pretty girls, but yet you worship a guy who pulled out his pecker on tv and played a piano with it. I guess if my page were full of faggots, I’d hear nary a peep from you (well, maybe some compliments).
Hey... don’t ask, don’t tell. Right, grandpa ?