Still love this one:
“Imagine a vaccine so safe you have to be threatened to take it, to protect you from a disease so deadly you have to be tested to know if you have it.”
exactly
What kind of quote is that? There are plenty of deadly diseases that people don't know they have until they are tested. Heart disease, cancer, any number of infectious diseases. If everyone can just intuitively know what disease they have and how to treat it, then why is there a medical profession?
Also, I don't know of anyone who was threatened to take a vaccine. Yes, vaccines are mandatory to attend school or work in certain professions, but being threatened? Seriously?