Posted on 08/11/2023 2:16:54 PM PDT by McGruff
U.S. — According to sources, a plane carrying emergency supplies and $10 Billion in disaster relief flew over the Hawaiian island of Maui on its way to Ukraine.
Island residents were at first delighted to see the disaster relief plane on the horizon until they saw it adjust its course to avoid the heavy smoke. "Where are you going?! Help us!" said a mother of four who had become homeless overnight when the fires took her home.
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At publishing time, the pilot had been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for expertly navigating the plane around the pillar of smoke that rose up from the smoldering ruins of Maui like a furnace, saving the aircraft from being covered in soot.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Ha ha.
It doesn’t even matter if you’re a sorry blue state
President Retard will crap on you too
Powerful entities in Hawaii screwed up. They should have hired Hunter Biden to a no-show job. Preferably to a salary that divides evenly by 10.
Russia Disinformation!
If I was the mayor of Lahaina I would publicly offer Hunter Biden a lucrative no-show job and 2 pounds of crack so they could get some relief.
The fires:
It ‘wuz Putin !
bttt
ping
lol......
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