Nor is a full grown hungry man with a shotgun .
It’s in a park. “No Hunting” sign clearly posted........
Nah. .22LR to the eye. Saves teeth.
Seriously, in the ‘50s we had Turkey Shoots as fund raisers for the V.F.D. and Lions Clubs. They’d truss up live turkeys, put them inside a stack of tires with just the head exposed, and shoot at it from a hundred yards. Winner of each round got the turkey and half the entry pot, and the local butcher would buy the bird for $2 if you didn’t want to mess with it.