“I’ve got a backup plan that doesn’t involve sending money to Stark Bros...”
I used to crack up when people would ask me for grafting supplies at my garden center. Yeah. Sure. I’m in the business of SELLING you fruit trees, NOT in helping you make your own for FREE! ;)
I was polite and professional. My standard response was, ‘We have so FEW requests for those items that we don’t carry them. Now, let me tell you all about this latest and greatest apple tree.’ ;)

Filed under: 'I Don't Remember Planting THAT!' It's my cat, Boyd.
One more. Boyd is also the reason we can't have nice things!
