Posted on 07/30/2023 1:16:56 PM PDT by lowbridge
Fell about 5’ and twisted an ankle. Didn’t make any headlines.
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I fell from a forty foot ladder.
Fortunately, I was only on the first rung when I fell.
I see that gravity still remains undefeated.
Bluesy Nugent...
TRUE STORY: An eternity ago (1964 to be specific), when I was in third grade, my school (amazingly) allowed me to go across the street to my home for lunch each day - as long as I returned before the bell stopped ringing.
One such day, as I was about to rush back to class, I realized I had a major need to visit the bathroom, which caused me to barely make it back to class just as the bell went silent.
As I sat there in class, sweating and trying to catch my breath from my run, I began to laugh uncontrollably. I think it was the hardest I ever laughed in my life, until this very day almost 60 years later. I laughed so hard that my sides started to ache - so hard that I just about fell out onto the floor.
Of course the teacher asked me what was so funny, and between laughs I told of my lunch break, and the need to visit the bathroom. But, as I approached the conclusion of my story, I could hardly speak from the laughing.
Finally ... between gasps .. I shouted to the class ... "Waste ... makes ... haste!"
I'm smiling now as I recount the story.
Very clever for a Third Grader! That is funny.
THanks. It is a treasured memory. :)
“His last words were, “I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.”
I think it was more like...”I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clintoooooooooo.......
Followed by a little Wil e Coyote pooft on the ground
The “graphic photos” would have included “hits” from intervening objects, such as parked cars.
My information comes ðiŕectly from a Medical Examiner in the case of a young skydiver, whose parachute sadly didn’t open.
Landed in a field. I worked the case in my years with Miami CSI.
The vax claims another life.
I think he was high on something.
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