Sorry but no first time offender is getting the book thrown at them for keying a car..
You are deluding yourself if you think that’s how the system operates for anyone.
This is a misdemeanor offense by a first time offender, isn’t a judge in the country who’s throwing the book at someone in this sort of situation.
Uh-huh.
Tell the people currently in jail because they committed the same level of vandalism on a pervert pride symbol.