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7/22/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.
Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).
But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?
No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.
So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!
Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321
Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alreadyposted; beeberstuned; boop; clickbait; coffee; coughee; didyousearch; dumbvanity; egostroking; freerepublic; hughandseries; kawfee; lazamataz; o0001egomaniac; owesme; stuned; suddenly; whataclown; zot
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To: Lazamataz
No, you have this all backwards. I had that dream last night. I read your FAKE NEWS post this morning.
And I still hate you, my brother. A d I’m plotting my revenge at the same time.
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posted on
07/23/2023 9:37:06 AM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day
Theyβre sittinβ shiva here today
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/23/2023 9:56:22 AM PDT
by
CodeToad
(No Arm up! They have!)
To: Lazamataz
I thought you died years ago.
264
posted on
07/23/2023 10:22:45 AM PDT
by
LS
("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually" (Hendrix) )
To: LS
265
posted on
07/23/2023 10:25:16 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Damn.
You were supposed to come back to Florida to visit me.
But since you’re already dead, I can’t buy you dinner now.
You left the mortal coil too soon.
RIP
5.56mm
266
posted on
07/23/2023 10:43:55 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
To: M Kehoe
Dinner at Bernies!
267
posted on
07/23/2023 10:53:50 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
LOL.
If you get a chance, come on down to free Florida. You know how to find me.
5.56mm
268
posted on
07/23/2023 11:16:30 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
To: Lazamataz
How did you die? Were you hitting something you shouldn’t?
Did her husband come home?
269
posted on
07/23/2023 11:34:52 AM PDT
by
zeugma
(Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz was the funniest freezer on FR. Rest in peace, Laz.
To: Lazamataz
271
posted on
07/23/2023 12:52:36 PM PDT
by
dakine
To: Lazamataz
Despite me not winning the big pool, I did have a few side bets on how many Lazz hit before he got hit back. Thank you LoQuisha Thomas from the 9th Ward on that double tap.
272
posted on
07/23/2023 1:09:05 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(The Democrat Party - Dumbing Down America Since 1965.)
To: Lazamataz
273
posted on
07/23/2023 1:14:25 PM PDT
by
StAnDeliver
(Tanned, rested, and ready.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz, no one will ever forget you. Your cries for attention were epic. I won’t be “connecting” with “men” on FR, because you set the pattern so low. Your were so needy I actually allowed you on my FB. That made you the only Freeper allowed there. Someone mentioned that you were born in the South. That made you a cousin. I knew there was a bit of “home” in you. So rest in peace Cuz. (I’m from TN, Ala, GA, Fla, and a few other states.)
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posted on
07/23/2023 1:17:44 PM PDT
by
WVNan
To: WVNan
Your were so needy I actually allowed you on my FB.Tell me that again, only make me sound more epic and handsome.
PLEASE????!?
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posted on
07/23/2023 1:21:59 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: StAnDeliver
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posted on
07/23/2023 1:24:20 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
Now, when you die for real, people will assume it’s just another gag ...
277
posted on
07/23/2023 1:26:03 PM PDT
by
x
To: x
Now, when you die for real, people will assume itβs just another gag ... That's what happened to Redd Foxx, when he did have his fatal heart attack, they thought he was joking.
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posted on
07/23/2023 1:27:04 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Lazamataz
Did you die again today?
If I don’t see you in the future, I’ll see you
in the Pasture...
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posted on
07/23/2023 1:28:29 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Lazamataz
I’ve read some unflattering comments on this thread. If Laz had feelings they’d be hurt.
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